Finished Bonsai Kittens

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Finished bonsai kittens. The bonsai kitten site displays no actual pictures of the finished product. Stop your less than half assed moral crusade and use your brain for a minute. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel. Okay this is to all the people still perpetuating the bonsai kitten petition.

Using pyrex we have discovered that many finished bonsai kitten products are ready to be shipped to their new owners in less than the traditional three months. Although there are photographs of cats on the site they do not show a finished bonsai kitten. Bonsai kitten was a hoax website that claimed to provide instructions on how to raise a kitten in a jar so as to mold the bones of the kitten into the shape of the jar as the cat grows much like how a bonsai plant is shaped. Nonetheless if you have not filled out the appropriate usda kitticulture forms and received your permit we do not recommend starting your new hobby until you have done so.

The site itself has apparently moved locations several times during its history and been banned by several hosting providers. There is an under whealming amount of evidence to support the claim that. It was made by an mit university student going by the alias of dr. A trenchant parody designed to provoke or a nefarious kitty mutilation.

There are plenty of pictures of kittens in jars which can comfortably accommodate them cats are quite elastic and can. We are happy to hear your. It was launched as an online site where you could apparently place orders for tiny bonsai kittens to be grown and reared inside jars. The site s operating principle was based on japanese bonsai plants which are renowned for their miniature size.

Instead they depict cats in or behind unsealed jars. Why not order one from us instead.